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How to write "suck my ass" in different languages.

Bulgarian: Glŭtni mi zadnika
Chinese: Shǔnxī wǒ de pìgu
Danish: Sutte min røv
Filipino: Pagsuso ang aking puwit
French: Sucer mon cul
Georgian: levan gach’ech’iladze ch’emi ass
Haitian: Souse manman bourik mwen an
Hindi: Mērē gadhē cūsō
Icelandic: Sjúga rass minn
Indonesian: Mengisap pantatku
Irish: Suca mo thóin
Japanese: Watashi no o shiri o suu
Korean: nae eongdeong-i leul ppal-a
Lao: dud kon khongkhaphachao
Latin: Nutrientibus meum asinum
Malay: Menghisap pantat saya
Maltese: Terda ħmar tiegħi
Mongolian: Minii iljig khökhökh
Portuguese: Chupa meu burro
Romanian: Suge fundul meu
Russian: Sosat' moyu zadnitsu
Slovak: Suck môj zadok
Spanish: Chupe mi culo
Thai: Dūd tūd k̄hxng c̄hạn
Ukrainian: Smoktaty moyu dupu
Vietnamese: Suck ass của tôi
Welsh: Sugno fy ass
Yiddish: Zwygn myyn tʼákʻs
Zulu: Ncela ass yami

casualdorkpatrol:
casualdorkpatrol:
so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went
“ I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I WISH I DID BUT HERE HAVE THIS.”
AND THEY JUST GAVE ME A HEAD OF BROCCOLLI.
Guess who’s got a daaaaate
Everytime i see this i think this person looks so pretty and should be drawn in a disney style.